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    How to do sex:

    • Put the lime in the coconut
    • shake it all up

    (via fake-mermaid)

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    "God damn it!" i yell as i stub my toe on a table. suddenly from the sky, i hear god reply "okay". the floor splits open, revealing a pit to hell. god pushes the table down into the pit, and then it seals up. he actually did it. god damned it.

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    once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

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    *pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

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    *listens to Ariana Grande once*

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    Robin Williams & Koko, 2001

    “Robin made Koko smile — something she hadn’t done for over six months, ever since her childhood gorilla companion, Michael, passed away.”

    (via tenpointstoblakendor)

    — 3 days ago with 96646 notes



    The provinces and territories of Canada.

    Is Canada even real

    No real place is that pretty

    (Source: jesse-pinkman, via beantownbruinshockey)

    — 1 week ago with 56794 notes